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    Hype What's the worst thing you did as a horny teen?

    Quote Originally Posted by chipchirpy
    I pumped soap in my dickhole cause I wanted to ejaculate bubbles. Ejaculating was still the same but pissing felt like hot lava for the next hour after that.






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    Quote Originally Posted by leDeadHorse
    Sucked on a manequins tit in target and got caught by security






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    Where's this coming from, Porky?



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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimpedNinja
    Fell asleep after jacking it, dick still in hand. Parents walk in, get woken up by screaming. Mom screaming like the world is coming to an end, dad just like "Wash your hands before dinner"


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Ok.. now you posers post your own story.. we all have them.. come on.. haha

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    Nothing really bad. I just jerked off a lot and got laid a few times. I did have a hard time sneaking glances at women's tits when I was 12/13. It was more like a hard stare and it got me in trouble a few times.


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    i'm taking mine with me to the grave

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    i'm taking mine with me to the grave
    Just one question: When you reminisce, do you still cringe and wince at what you did?


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    A simple yes or no answer is perfectly fine.


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    Used to go to girlfriend's house after school to fool around in her bedroom, lost my virginity to this one.

    Knew her Mom well (she liked me) and had a through the door convo with Mom while dick inside daughter...

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    banged a girl standing up in her front entranceway to house...parents came home and walked in through same door...we had no where to go

    her Dad - What's going on here hal???!!!
    hal - your daughter has a cramp and I was massaging her leg like they taught us in football
    her Mom - nice try hal

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    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    i'm taking mine with me to the grave
    Me too, man..

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    Bullshit. You can't ask others than decline to share your own. Now 'fess up!


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    Hey man , nobody's fessed up but Hal!

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