Students say they’d vote for General Mills, Bon Jovi, and others in 2016

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Cabot Phillips - Campus Reform




With the Presidential race heating up, Campus Reform wanted to see who young people are really supporting in 2016.

Campus Correspondent Cabot Phillips went to the National Mall and asked students their opinion on a variety of fictional candidates.

Students enthusiastically offered their support and advice for politicians like “Senator Ford Taurus”, “General Mills,” and “Congressman Jon Bon Jovi”.

[deebakes]

[Goofy]

You guys are living on a prayer

[redred]

maybe it the bad medicine

[Goofy]

I suppose they've got to keep the faith

[redred]

Or go down in a blaze of glory

[deebakes]

again

[redred]

Like a shot to the heart ?

[deebakes]

you're to blame

[RBP]

Or go down in a blaze of glory

Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with his mistress naked in bed. As he was kissing her red, red lips, he stopped.
"To kiss your red lips, I need red wine." So he poured red wine over her lips and continued to kiss her. He moved on to her white, white breasts.
"To kiss your white breasts, I need white wine." So he poured white wine over her breasts and continued to kiss them. He then moved on to her bush. He poured brandy all over it and set it alight.
"Louis!" she screamed. "What are you doing?"
"When I go down, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!"

[deebakes]

[RBP]

Someone had to break this up.