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    Man busted for hiding crack cocaine in foreskin of his penis

    WLKY-TV Channel 32 News




    LOUISVILLE, KY. -- A Fairdale man faces charges after Louisville Metro Corrections officers said they discovered suspected crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis.

    According to the arrest report, officers asked Antoine Banks if he had any drugs, weapons or contraband on him as he entered Metro Corrections after his arrest. He told them he didn’t, police said.

    During a clothed pat-down, officers said they found a small bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks’ boxers.

    After that bag was found, a strip search was ordered, according to the arrest report. During the strip search, another small bag was in the foreskin of his penis, police said.

    Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. Banks arrested on charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance first offense and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines.

    Banks is now facing additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance and promoting contraband.

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    HOW MUCH was in the foreskin???

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    I gotta say... A for effort...

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    Damn, you couldn't get paid enough to look that close!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    I gotta say... A for effort...
    More like S for Stupid or F for FAIL

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    I stand by my A

    It's just so much more creative than the shit you see on Cops... you know, your average 'hide it in the shoe, under the tongue, try and drop it'

    I like a little ingenuity... I say he gets a week off his sentence for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    I stand by my A

    It's just so much more creative than the shit you see on Cops... you know, your average 'hide it in the shoe, under the tongue, try and drop it'

    I like a little ingenuity... I say he gets a week off his sentence for it
    I bet he was fine until they inserted a cold finger up his bum and then the crack just shot out of the foreskin...it's only a natural reaction

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I bet he was fine until they inserted a cold finger up his bum and then the crack just shot out of the foreskin...it's only a natural reaction
    Thank you mr statistically-valid-sample.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    been there, got the tee....

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    Smoking Crack - You're doing it wrong

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    would catch many jews trying it that way

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