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    LOL Jennifer Lawrence hates New Year's because she always ends up 'drunk' and 'disappointed'

    By Sophie Schillaci - Entertainment Tonight




    Jennifer Lawrence is not a fan of New Year's Eve.

    "I really hate it," the Joy actress revealed in a sit-down on Graham Norton's pre-taped BBC New Year's Eve special. "I've never had a good one -- everyone's chasing a good time and it's always a disappointment. ... I always end up drunk and disappointed."

    "'Drunk and Disappointed' should be the title of my memoir," she jokingly added.

    Lawrence appeared alongside "The Danish Girl" actor Eddie Redmayne on the show, where the duo found out that they have one, ahem, surprising thing in common.

    "I am a puker," Lawrence said. "I threw up at Madonna's party – on the porch!" The confession prompted Redmayne to divulge a secret of his own: "This is something I have never admitted to the world, but I puked at Madonna's party, too!"

    This isn't the first time Lawrence has discussed her pesky habit of vomiting.

    "I'm a puker," Lawrence joked on "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" earlier this month. "I don't stop working because I am a show pony. I don't have a choice. So I just keep going until my body is like, 'If we don't make her barf or pass out, she won't stop.'"

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    I'll disappoint her at least once before the chimes have ended.

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    I'd do her doggie style as she was hurling

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I'd do her doggie style as she was hurling
    i'd join you for a jen spit roast when she's puking , wouldn't mind a few of her carrots on me dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    i'd join you for a jen spit roast when she's puking , wouldn't mind a few of her carrots on me dick

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    Just don't get sick on the blue blanket

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    I'd do her in the ass while she's spewing.... there's be some turbo clenching going on

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    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Doesn't he cut Porkys grass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HyperV12 View Post
    Doesn't he cut Porkys grass?
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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