Lindsay Lohan’s House Arrest House Party

[Teh One Who Knocks]

You can do whatever the hell you want whenever you're under house arrest, you just have to do it in your house.

Can I come over and be under house arrest at your place?

[DemonGeminiX]

Can I come over and be under house arrest at your place?

Well...














no.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Selfish bastid

[DemonGeminiX]

You're not trashing my house, buddy. Go trash your own.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And what makes you think I would trash it?

[DemonGeminiX]

Because I know you wouldn't throw a party in your own place.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

I might

[Hal-9000]

I think the point was that she's supposed to be 'under arrest' yet she's at home laughing it up and throwing parties

The first day she was sentenced I mentioned that....she can bring the party to her

the film comment was directed at the paparazzi, must have been a real slow day to report that piffle

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Nothing about Lindsay is piffle

[Hal-9000]

What does she do for a living? She does drugs, she drinks and she goes to court...fulltime.





Hell, I do the same things and you don't see no fancy galleries with me as the star

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Do you make movies? Do you lose your bikini top while swimming?

[Hal-9000]

Yes




&





yes

[Teh One Who Knocks]

And just what films have you been in?

[Hal-9000]

I've been in Sheisen Girls Need Love Too & Hal Eats American in Japan just this year alone

[Teh One Who Knocks]