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    Zounds S'mee

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    A radio station was running a competition – words that weren’t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

    DJ: “96 FM here, what’s your name?”

    Caller: “Hi, my name’s Dave.”

    DJ: “Dave, what’s your word?”

    Caller: “Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced ‘go-an’.”

    DJ: “You are correct, Dave, ‘goan’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

    Caller: “Goan fuck yourself!”

    The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

    DJ: “96 FM, what’s your name?”

    Caller: “Hi, me name’s Jeff.”

    DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word?”

    Caller: “Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced ‘smee’.”

    DJ: “You are correct, Jeff, ‘smee’ is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?”

    Caller: “Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!”?

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