the random gif thread

[lost in melb.]

Are they having simultaneous seizures?

they are fuck-robots. You rent them out for home duties

[lost in melb.]

Reminds me of when I went bungee jumping in 1993. I sign a four page release form absolving both equipment and operator error... and then notice the main rope is all frayed the operator looks to be around 85 and may be sleeping...

Did you jump?

[brah pitt]

I wonder what drug shes on..? I'd have a nervous breakdown if I was that high..

rollin on mdma

[Muddy]

rollin on mdma

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/z...e-mdma-ecstasy

[Griffin]

Did you jump?

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news.

"So, did you jump?" the father asked.

"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"

"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.

"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."

"Did you jump then?" asked the father.

"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt."

"So, did you jump?"

"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not?' I said, `No, sir. I'm too scared.' So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.'"

"So, did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, a little, at first."

[brah pitt]

[Muddy]

Ahhhhhh..!!!

[brah pitt]

Group of thugs in Texas attempt to rob a bank bag from a gas station employee, they had no clue the clerk was a 5 time MMA champion in his native country of Sri Lanka and he flattens the whole crew . from r/nextfuckinglevel

[Hal-9000]

Did you jump?

Of course. Perfect swan dive caught on film

[DemonGeminiX]

Buttered Side Down. I love that Youtube channel. Cracks me up.

[fricnjay]

[brah pitt]

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Mind if I play through?

[Hal-9000]

High school player from 67 yards. Most NFL kickers can't make this.

[fricnjay]