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    Chuck Norris

    The Matrix Trilogy would have ended on the first movie if Keanu Reeves said, “I know Chuck Norris.”

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

    Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

    Feckin love Chuck Norris


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    Chuck Norris rejoins Delta Force: 10:31am. Osama Bin Laden dead : 10:32am.

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    If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

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    Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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    Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

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    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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    In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.

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    Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

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    If at first you don't succeed, you were probably trying to defeat Chuck Norris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.
    Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.

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    I like that under Chucks beard is another fist!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsM View Post
    Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
    He actually died ten years ago but no-one has had the guts to tell him

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    The dinosaurs laughed at Chuck Norris

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    Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face

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    Sorry - I had to revive this old thread. A new factoid has come to light...


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