The Matrix Trilogy would have ended on the first movie if Keanu Reeves said, “I know Chuck Norris.”

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

The Black Eyed Peas were originally named "The Peas"....until they met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Feckin love Chuck Norris