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    That's funny, but it's wrong. Chuck was born on March 10, 1940.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    That's funny, but it's wrong. Chuck was born on March 10, 1940.




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    Chuck Norris traded his soul to the devil in exchange for his Karate skills,
    he then round house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back
    and the devil who appreciates irony invited him to his weekly poker game




    chuck norris has counted to infinity....twice

    chuck norris round house kicked back through time and knocked emila ernheart outta the air

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    That's funny, but it's wrong. Chuck was born on March 10, 1940.

    I was born on March 10th too

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    Quote Originally Posted by thefamine View Post
    Chuck Norris traded his soul to the devil in exchange for his Karate skills,
    he then round house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back
    and the devil who appreciates irony invited him to his weekly poker game




    chuck norris has counted to infinity....twice

    chuck norris round house kicked back through time and knocked emila ernheart outta the air
    welcome to the big show






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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light...not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!


    Awesome sig by fricnjay!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fodster View Post
    What's wrong with me? I find this appealing..

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    It's the idea that there's just a very thin piece of fabric separating you and her cooch... if you were in front of her in real life, that is. She's not bad looking, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    It's the idea that there's just a very thin piece of fabric separating you and her cooch... if you were in front of her in real life, that is. She's not bad looking, either.
    You know whats bad though... Your hips would have to be 5 inches wide to be able to get in there... What a tease!!!

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