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    Chuck Norris beat Kim Jong Il in a round of golf, true story

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    Was it yesterday?






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    Ha ha, Bruce made Chuck piss his pants.


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    Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

    Chuck Norris is always on top when having sex, because he never fucks up.

    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

    It never rains where Chuck Norris is, because rain knows that if they fall on him, they will be roundhouse kicked.

    Chuck Norris' pick up line is, "I'm Chuck Norris. Fuck me."

    They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. But it didn't take shit.

    Chuck Norris coined the phrase, "I See Dead People" when the waiters at Denny's forgot it was his birthday.

    When Chuck Norris puts you in headlock, you need a key to get out.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    excluding a mirror....you can never see your own eye...


    whoa


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    I was born on March 10th too
    So was my dad..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    excluding a mirror....you can never see your own eye...


    whoa


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