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Shelter Dweller In Training
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers.
He is an actor, not a God people!
If he really is special, I dare him to magically appear
right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboargfhklgjliopueriu3u840ue 98u 83u689u89209082u0bfvye36ktrserwe54yhsw34sth45asddd dd
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Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE
Chuck Norris is the Domain controller
Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC
Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan
Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive
Chuck Norris invented the internet
Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that's how we got ADSL
Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour
Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound
Chuck Norris monitor has no glare... no-one glares at Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
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Shelter Dweller In Training
• Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
• Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
• The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
• Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Shelter Dweller
chuck norris was a poster on as
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weapon of mass consumption
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Dilly dilly
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone
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Dilly dilly
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Dilly dilly
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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Dilly dilly
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
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Dilly dilly
Chuck Norris can complete Super Mario Bros by going to the left
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Sultan of Slit
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Sultan of Slit
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Sultan of Slit
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Banana Bagpiper
Chuck Norris has memories ..... of the future
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