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  1. 12-22-2012, 08:53 AM #46
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    I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers.
    He is an actor, not a God people!
    If he really is special, I dare him to magically appear
    right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboargfhklgjliopueriu3u840ue 98u 83u689u89209082u0bfvye36ktrserwe54yhsw34sth45asddd dd
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  3. 12-22-2012, 09:19 AM #47
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    Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE
    Chuck Norris is the Domain controller
    Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
    Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
    Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC
    Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
    Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan
    Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive
    Chuck Norris invented the internet
    Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that's how we got ADSL
    Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour
    Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound
    Chuck Norris monitor has no glare... no-one glares at Chuck Norris
    Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
    Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
    Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
    Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
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  4. 12-23-2012, 08:05 AM #48
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    • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
    • Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.
    • The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
    • Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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  5. 12-23-2012, 09:47 AM #49
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    chuck norris was a poster on as
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  6. 12-29-2012, 11:23 AM #50
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  8. 11-27-2015, 11:08 PM #52
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    Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone
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  9. 11-27-2015, 11:09 PM #53
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    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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  10. 11-27-2015, 11:09 PM #54
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
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  11. 11-27-2015, 11:09 PM #55
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    Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
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  12. 11-27-2015, 11:10 PM #56
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    Chuck Norris can complete Super Mario Bros by going to the left
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  13. 12-03-2015, 10:16 PM #57
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    When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?"

    He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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  14. 12-03-2015, 10:18 PM #58
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    Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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  15. 12-03-2015, 10:18 PM #59
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    Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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  16. 12-04-2015, 09:23 AM #60
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    Chuck Norris has memories ..... of the future
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