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THE DAILY STAR FRONT PAGE: "Blooming oarsome Orlando" #skypapers pic.twitter.com/YrwMX2IX0p
— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 3, 2016
It wasn't just us mere mortals who were left open-mouthed by the Orlando Bloom nude beach shots, plenty of celebs have piped up to express their disbelief.
The Pirates of the Carribean star flashed his jolly roger during a trip out on a paddleboard with girlfriend Katy Perry, and the internet rejoiced when the uncensored pics eventually leaked.
Orlando, 39, looked very comfortable in the buff as he knelt on the board behind the famous singer, 31, with his penis on full-display. PHWOAR.
Zach Braff joked on Twitter: "Orlando Bloom's penis is having a better vacation than me." Brilliant.
James Corden's Late Late Show account even posted a joke GIF, while Gary Lineker wrote: "Orlando Bloom: bit of a knob!"
But some of the big A-listers are yet to speak out about the pics which have caused a Twitter meltdown and showed Kim Kardashian how it's really done.
Who will be the first to have a pop, or praise the star's manhood?
FULL BLOOM: Orlando Bloom bares all on vacation with @katyperry https://t.co/xDWmgcQGKl pic.twitter.com/U7khHrP1IQ
— NY Daily News Gossip (@NYDNgossip) August 3, 2016
His girlfriend Katy Perry will probably have some supportive words, but Taylor Swift might not think the trending topic is that funny, considering her arch rival is clearly WINNING at life.
Then again, we've all seen Tom Hiddleston strip off. Maybe he should take up paddle-boarding as the pop war rages on.
Katy will no doubt be loving the amount of publicity, just as she drops her new song, Rise, this week.
The photos first appeared online Wednesday night when they were published by the New York Daily News online.
They later appeared on the Daily Star's Thursday front page, in print only, where Orlando's penis is strategically covered with an emoji.
However, many curious fans were left disappointed when his package was covered up by a black box.
The star began to trend on Twitter due to fan's desperation to see him in his all his glory , and eventually the uncensored version leaked online.
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