Im the mutha fuckin KING of foot massage!
Im the mutha fuckin KING of foot massage!
El Goofy Fantastico!
supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus
Say 'what' one more time mutherfucker, i dare ya, i double dare ya........ they speak English in 'what'?
TOM: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, `does what no other dildo can do until now', latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!
El Goofy Fantastico!
TOM: There's six black cocks sitting on the side of the road. How many beaks have they got between them?
SOAP: Six.
TOM: How many wings have they got between them?
SOAP: Twelve.
TOM: How many feet?
SOAP: Er, well, twelve.
TOM: That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?
SOAP: How the fuck should I know?
TOM: How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?
El Goofy Fantastico!
"if i let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?"
GOOFY YEH HE DONE THIS, SWEET
Originally Posted by Hal-9000
Berto is a noob...you should ban him
Eh WTF why im friendly people.
KinkyWe can't ban him, we haven't taken turns on him.... yet.
Yi wont be going giggidy when there finished wi yi!Kinky
El Goofy Fantastico!
I was suggesting the ban because you made a thread when there's already a similar one...Kinky
on some forums they go BALLISTIC over duplicate threads or even the reposting of a picturemakes me laugh every time
*they're not like that here..
Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
I've got a bad feeling about this.. - any Star Wars film
You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Your loyalty is very touching but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what is important is GRAVITY! And I got to remind you, Sully: This is my weak arm!
Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
That's right, Matrix, you did!
I lied.
Clerks
Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!
I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
Loosermurder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment
Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!
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