*beams with pride*
*beams with pride*
A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem." The doctor sends him into his examination room. He examines the man to find the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area and has him return in a week. "It all cleared up!", the man reports when he returns. "But what was that medication you gave me?" The doctor said, "Lipstick remover."
Hal-9000 (08-04-2017)
I know one like that with a brown ring and it's chewing tobacco
and of course the classic..
You forgot one classic:
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
Hal-9000 (08-05-2017)
beo got me with that one night
I laughed until my throat closed