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Thread: Whats the last thing you humped?

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    Whats the last thing you humped?

    What a great thread this can be.....

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    Is this going to be one of those ego threads?

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    I humped my wife two mornings ago... If I can stay un-inebriated for an hour or two more... Who knows?

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    I haven't humped anyone's wife for quite a while now

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    Q: What do you do if a pit bull humps your leg?
    A: Fake an orgasm.

    I "hump" nothing...I make love


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    the little dog's leg from next door....confused the shit out of him

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    I cant remember that far back

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    I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror...

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