What a great thread this can be.....
What a great thread this can be.....
mr right hand
Is this going to be one of those ego threads?
and yes it is a mr because when not doing that it's building my new house
I humped my wife two mornings ago... If I can stay un-inebriated for an hour or two more... Who knows?
I haven't humped anyone's wife for quite a while now
They say that life's a carousel, Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well. The world is full of Kings and Queens, Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
Q: What do you do if a pit bull humps your leg?
A: Fake an orgasm.
I "hump" nothing...I make love
Signature created way-back-when by Goofy
girlfriends face
Husband - last night
Thanks to Goofy for my sig
the little dog's leg from next door....confused the shit out of him
I cant remember that far back
I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror...
Were you wearing a watch with a big ol wristband? The best cocksmiths always have a watch prominently displayed on their gun arm