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    Hal looks for the little details when watching porn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    Were you wearing a watch with a big ol wristband? The best cocksmiths always have a watch prominently displayed on their gun arm
    Breitling, baby..

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    Those porn guys from the 80's that weighed about a buck thirty wore the watch with honor

    and they always had the watch on the camera-side arm, that was resting on her hip or back, never blocking the penile entry angle though

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    mirrors can be tricky with the side angle bj...you catch a quick glimpse and see your sweetie with her cheeks bulging and you realize - hey, that guy making the jungle faces is me

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror...






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    What a pretty face...

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    indeed






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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyGut View Post
    I had awesome sex last night... Thought I was in a porno for a minute, until I saw myself in the mirror...
    Details?

    Thanks to Goofy for my sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsM View Post
    Details?
    It started with pina colata flavored lube......






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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    It started with pina colata flavored lube......

    Thanks to Goofy for my sig

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    It started with pina colata flavored lube......


    Actually... It all started with a look, and a tiny beach coverup dress..

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    continue






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    Mudd could she see your nipples thru the dress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    continue
    I hate to look like a cornflake on here...

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    the fire is still alive with Mrs Mudd and that's cool


    next time think about possible video angles..

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