Yes, and no matter how rough I was, and how much I treated her like a slut, she never used it.
I still see her around every now and again. She married a politician.. no surprise.
HYE eaten a meal in a foreign country that is considered non-food in your own (dog, insect, rat etc)
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Nope
HYE had sex or masturbated while at work?
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Yes
HYE done a 69 while driving down the road in rush hour?
No, crazy person!
HYE seen pictures of someone u know nude online? (looking at MrsM doesnae count!)
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Nope not yet... but I'm always hoping
HYE left a nude pic on your camera by accident and someone found them?
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yes, on a digital camera when they first came out!
HYE kept pics of an ex of a sexual nature?
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No sir.
HYE set your hair on fire to gain the attention of that special someone?
Nope
Have you ever joined a group/team/club (that you didn't want to) just so you could spend time with someone?
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YES
HYE tied a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?
Dogs love me - I don't need food
HYE bought food for the sole purpose of using it during sex?
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Yes- cucumbers
HYE Gotten a perm and looked ridiculous but thought you looked cool?
Nope
Have you ever not been able to "perform" because you drank too much?
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NEVER!!!, well maybe once I couldnt go for session number 3.. But I think I was just tired
Have you ever stolen anything from your work.
come back to my place, I'll show you how to drink tequila.
Do pens count?
HYE caused a car crash?
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Caused - no... been in - yes
HYE spent more than 1 day in a hospital?
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