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    Why Levi Johnston's Teenage Sister Is Getting Naked for Playboy: "It's Easy Money"

    by Ted Casablanca, Whitney English and Katie Rhames - E! Online




    Guess getting naked runs in Levi Johnston's family!

    Rumors swirled earlier this month that Levi's little sister Mercede Johnston, 19, was taking it off for Playboy, and now sources close to Bristol Palin are bemoaning the naked truth.

    So will the teenager be baring all, unlike her brother who didn't show anything in Playgirl?

    We're hearing yes.

    "Playboy approached her and she said yes," confirms our insider.

    "It's easy money. She always wanted to be a model, but it can be tough to break into the industry. And she's obviously choosing to go the easy route and take her clothes off."

    Call us old fashioned, but maybe she's a little too young to figure that out yet? Hell, she can't even have champagne to toast her spread.

    "If she wants to take all of her clothes off at 19 for money, there's always going to be someone who's going to pay her to do that," sasses our source.

    True...however, it seems that Sarah Palin's family may share our reluctant attitude.

    "I think Bristol and the family feel the same way they did when Levi did Playgirl: a sense of deep disappointment," dishes our insider. "There are some things you shouldn't do, even if you need money."

    Oh, and fun fact alert! Bristol Palin's new boyfriend Gino Paoletti is actually Mercede's ex-boyfriend from high school.

    "He's an OK guy," says our source. "He played on the Colony High School football team."

    We're told Bristol isn't fazed by it.

    Playboy isn't commenting, and we have yet to hear back from Mercede.

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    and who is Levi Johnston and why do we care?

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    He's the dude that's daddy to Bristol Palin's kid

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    I see porn in her future.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    He's the dude that's daddy to Bristol Palin's kid
    wait

    "I think Bristol and the family feel the same way they did when Levi did Playgirl: a sense of deep disappointment,"

    so underage single Mom is disappointed in her ex doing Playboy???



    brb

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    So will the teenager be baring all, unlike her brother who didn't show anything in Playgirl?
    I never saw that issue. Did he not show anything or didn't he have anything to show?

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    You sure you guys want to keep Alaska? We'll take it off your hands.... the coast we'll use to fish on, the rest we'll just take the cameras away from and ignore

    You can have Toronto in return. It's win-win really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    You sure you guys want to keep Alaska? We'll take it off your hands.... the coast we'll use to fish on, the rest we'll just take the cameras away from and ignore

    You can have Toronto in return. It's win-win really
    We'll give you NJ and we get the Yukon....final offer

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    We'll give you NJ and we get the Yukon....final offer
    Snookieville?

    No deal

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    Yeah and I like the Yukon... I mean, I wouldn't want to live there. Or even visit. But without it Canada would look strange geographically

    I think Alaska for the lowest hook of Ontario would make perfect sense Our boarder would be right along the 49th like it it should be, and you guys wouldn't have a state cut off

    It's very logical... if anything, a greater loss for us with Toronto being the hub of commerce for the nation.

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    we could ditch Quebec, erect 500 foot walls and I wouldn't lose any sleep on how it looks geographically

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    really? (no I'm not from Quebec)...but that would just cut the entire country half

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    Let's see: Momma bear's daughter got knocked up out of wed lock, the daughter and the child's father are no longer together, child's father posed for playgirl, child's aunt is gonna pose for Playboy, and child's momma is dating child's aunt's former boyfriend.

    Man, this is better than Jerry Springer.


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    Quote Originally Posted by samarchepas View Post
    really? (no I'm not from Quebec)...but that would just cut the entire country half
    we'd call it - the American northwest passage

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