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    Australia Aussie and Proud - Anything Relating to this Country.

    Here's your chance to show off Australia or if you're a Yank, try and take the piss..... we can handle it if it's in jest or in fact....





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    proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts

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    Police take selfie with drunk man in bed so he can remember how he got home



    TASMANIAN police have urged partygoers to “plan ahead” after two friendly officers escorted a drunk man home and took a selfie so he could remember how he got home.

    The police force confirmed on Facebook they were called by a taxi company to help assist a man getting home and “because he was a bit worse for wear, our officers took the opportunity to record the moment with a selfie in the likely event he could not remember how he got home.”

    The selfie included the two officers, with the man, Reece Park, giving a “hang ten” symbol in bed.

    The next day, Reece, who lives in Launceston, was scrolling through his phone, found the image and posted it to Facebook.

    “So was just looking through my phone and turns out these good c---s took some banger selfies after they took my drunk ass home,” Reece wrote.

    “Bloody legends.”

    The image has since turned viral.

    http://www.news.com.au/technology/on...765bb8a9c95f0c
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    proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts

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    proud? You're a country full of crims, ya cunts
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    .... but at least we don't have "Trump" !

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    A group of tourists on a trip were sitting around discussing the merits of their individual homelands.

    A Russian in the group moved the conversation towards culture stating (in Russian accent of course):-

    "Russia has best ballet dancers in the entire world."

    The Englishman present refuted this (in a very British accent)....

    "Sorry old chap but you know the Royal Ballet is in my opinion, the finest anywhere."

    Next, an American then chimed in with his New York accent...

    "You both may think that, but The American Ballet Company knows no equal anywhere."

    Lastly, there was a dinkum Aussie in the group who had been quietly listening to the other tourists and then piped up.

    "You blokes are crazy. Our poofs will beat your poofs any day."


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