I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
lost in melb. (10-07-2018)
HahahaOriginally Posted by RBP
lost in melb. (10-09-2018)
miss home
That's real? They really look like that? It looks like it's got bronze armor.
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
Yeah, they're quite stunning looking. And confident flyers
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lost in melb. (10-17-2018)
lost in melb. (10-17-2018)
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And thats without the snakes, spiders and heat. Wimp
I've had a few beers in that pub!
RBP (10-19-2018)
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower - Macka, Mongrel and Bluey. As they start their descent, Macka slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says "Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Macka's wife". Mongrel says "Okay I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it".
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. Bluey says "Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?" "Macka's wife gave it to me" Mongrel replies. "That's unbelievable... you told the missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?" "Well, not exactly" Mongrel says.
"When she answered the door, I said to her 'You must be Macka's widow'". She said "You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow". Then I said "I'll betcha a case of beer you are..."
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