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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post


    I actually laughed out loud at #11.


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    Number 1 is so true. Your life depends on it!

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    There's something people don't understand about the rays of the sun here. It's not just about temperature. When I was riding about the Appalachians in summer with no top or sunscreen, a gal friend of mine got burnt in mid-Aussie winter doing yard duty.

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    Are you guys on the equator?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    There's something people don't understand about the rays of the sun here. It's not just about temperature. When I was riding about the Appalachians in summer with no top or sunscreen, a gal friend of mine got burnt in mid-Aussie winter doing yard duty.
    It's currently -35 here


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    An old coworker has a daughter that lives near Brisbane. He's an older guy, not much of an athlete, and said he liked to hike around a little. Go to the shore line and wade up to his knees sort of thing.

    He tells us : They found a poisonous spider in the house, a venomous snake in the back yard, and then he goes down to this place on a secluded cove to walk around in the water. I guess when he's in the water a beach patrol vehicle pulls up, screams at him to get out of the water because there are signs warning about jellyfish in the area

    He says all of this happened during one day and he doesn't get scared of wildlife. He picked up the spider on a piece of wood to show to his granddaughter, she starts yelling and freaking out because apparently grandpa has one of the most poisonous spiders in the country on a stick The kind where you have about an hour to get help after getting bitten? Later in the day the snake was behind their home...another variety that can paralyze you with its venom, and then the jellyfish incident happened as the sun was going down.

    He told us - It's all true, you can die with every step in that ___-ing country
    Home Sweet Home.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Go on.....
    It was very hot weather

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post
    Home Sweet Home.....

    Minus that fcuking Union Jack


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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Minus that fcuking Union Jack

    Stop moaning you bunch of con's

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    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    Stop moaning you bunch of con's

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    Is the urban legend true you Aussie people?

    You are all decedents of prisoners?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post


    Is the urban legend true you Aussie people?

    You are all decedents of prisoners?
    Except for the black ones that the criminals pillaged. :p
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    I called them decedents ....(people who have died) How come auto correct doesn't help stupidity?

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    Are you guys on the equator?
    Are you American :

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