Man I'm Lucky

[Joebob034]

check out this awesome opportunity that came my way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Йglise catholique en France would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational, and business development.

To celebrate the 30th anniversary programme, We are giving out a yearly donation of US$850,000.00 (Eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars only) to 100 lucky recipients,as charity donations/aid from Йglise catholique en France,ECOWAS, EU and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament. which is part of our promotion, These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 100 lucky international recipients worldwide.

You are required to Contact the Executive Secretary with your Qualification numbers (CEF-080-2998-2996)
FULL NAMES:. . . . . ADDRESS:. . . . . . STATE:. . . . . . . COUNTRY:. . . . . .
SEX:. . . . . . . . AGE:. . . . . . . .MARITAL STATUS:. . OCCUPATION:. . . .
RELIGION:. . . . . . PHONE NUMBER:. . . .
I _________ HEREBY DECLARE THAT, ALL ABOVE INFORMATION PRODUCED BY ME ARE
TRUE.

You Are Required To Contact The Secretary Via their email contact
E-mail: catholiquecharitydonation@live.com
Executive Secretary,
Rev. Silvian Dechamps

Regards,
Rev.Santini Benzima.

[PorkChopSandwiches]

fuck yeah

[Jezter]

Seems legit!

[Hal-9000]

850 grand? Cheap bastards should have rounded up your donation to an even million

[Joebob034]

shit the offers just keep rollin in

This is to inform you that I am a delegate from the United Nations Compensation
Commission and to notify you finally about your outstanding Compensation Cheque
payment of $250,000.00 USD. Send your Name, Address, City, State, Country and
telephone number to (upsparceldelivery@hotmail.com) for your cheque delivery.

Thanks and Regards,
Mrs,Julie Staudinger
Chief External Communications Unit
United Nations Compensation Commission (UNCC)

[DemonGeminiX]

Send her a pic of a donkey's cock.

[Muddy]

Send her a pic of a donkey's cock.

Now we're cooking with fire..

[Hal-9000]

[Joebob034]

Send her a pic of a donkey's cock.

naw I'll just send one of mine it's bigger anyway

[Joebob034]

That's funny my last name isn't Dohne


How Are Dear Friend?

Firstly, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction; this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.

Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. It may surprise you receiving this letter from me, since there was no previous correspondence between us. My name is Barrister Collins Reyes Esq., Personal Attorney to Late Engr. George A. Dohne, who died along with his family on Thursday, September 29, 2005, On their way back from a picnic trip in bushland at Rocky River south-east of Tenterfield.

My purpose of contacting you is for you to help secure the funds left behind by my late client, to avoid it being confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this fund valued US$11,550 000.00 (Eleven Million, Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only) deposited cash by my client before his death.

The bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin or the deposit will be declared unserviceable and the deposit diverted to the Government treasury, So far all my efforts to get a hold of someone related to my client has proved abortive. Hence, I have contacted you. I am actually asking for your consent to present you to the bank as the Next of Kin/beneficiary of my late client's fund, since you share the same last name with Mr. George A. Dohne, so that the deposit will be release to you. All the legal documentations to back up your claim as my client's Next of Kin I shall provide them. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us achieve this transaction.

I wish to point out that I want 10% of this money to be shared among the charity Organizations, while the remaining 90% is shared equally between us. This transaction is entirely risk free. I will use my position as the client’s attorney to guarantee the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please contact me via Tel:+60166185384

your response, I shall then provide you with more details and secure all relevant documents that will help you understand this transaction well.

The intended transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. However, if this business proposal offends your moral ethics, do accept my sincere apology.

If on the contrary you wish to achieve this goal with me, kindly get back to me with your interest for further explanations, I will only require trust and confidentiality which is the bedrock in every transaction.


Kindest Regards

Chooi Reyes

Principal Attorney

[Goofy]

*sniffs* No-one ever offers me free money

[Noilly Pratt]

Chooi is a nickname for Collins?

Lucky bastid...a relative dies and you get a cash donation from someone.

*rubs Joebob034 for luck*

[SmoothBob]

*sniffs* No-one ever offers me free money

[Joebob034]

*rubs Joebob034 for luck*

I have an erection

[Hal-9000]

Chooi Reyes

Principal Attorney


good ol Chewie Ray-ez....I think he was on the OJ prosecutor's team