In grade nine I was at my girlfriend's house after school and we were banging in her room. I lost my virginity to this girl a few weeks earlier in the same bed.
Her Mom knew me well as her boyfriend and came home early that day. Mom came right up to my g/f's door, knocked on it and asked if everything was ok.
I was literally balls deep in her daughter and said - Hi Mrs ____. We're just fooling around don't come in!!!
Mom replies - Oh, hal is in there with you so things are okay. I'm going to make dinner so I won't bother you kids. Hi hal!
shit that DID happen for a 1000