Outstanding User Quotes

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[deebakes]

[Hal-9000]

Lance in a Serena Williams picture thread

Hulk mad! Hulk smash!

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Kelly Osbourne Off The Wagon, Drinking Again!

she must've fallen off that wagon face first

[Muddy]

Pretty clever..

Happy birthday Joebob spongepants! I owe you a pint**.



**Pint not redeemable for blood. Recipient is responsible for all local, state, and federal taxes. Gratuity is extra. Not valid on weekends, holidays, or other designated occasions. Must have ID confirming age. Not valid in the continental US or outside of the continental US. Drink must be consumed within five minutes. Glass, mug, or whatever serving vessel is used must be returned, and in good shape. May not be combined with other offers. Coupon may not be sold, transferred, duplicated, mangled, sexually molested, or used as an emergency patch on a leaking spacesuit. Non alcoholic beverage may be substituted. 'Air' may be construed as a beverage for the purpose of this offer. Allergy warning: this offer may contain traces of milk, eggs, walnuts, peanuts, Peanuts characters, wheat, soy, Jimmy Hoffa, or green slime. This post was manufactured in a facility that handles nuclear waste. Wash hands after reading, pooping, masturbating, or fingering Lindsay Lohan. Do not reveal nature of offer to outside individuals or the Illuminati will eat your liver right out of your still living body. Happy birthday!

[JoeyB]

Pretty clever..

Good luck getting that pint out of me

[Goofy]

Lance in a Serena Williams picture thread

[PorkChopSandwiches]

well you two bare-balled homos have fun tickling your faggy balls while you look at her picture.

He's like a gawddamn poet

[Hal-9000]

I was just looking at that post trying to figure out what I missed

[PorkChopSandwiches]

Muddy and I were talking about shaving our balls RBP says he preferred our balls with the hair on them

[Hal-9000]

RBP is so cool and accepting that way

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[Hal-9000]

when he puts on that Cub Scout leader uniform and sets up the tent in his basement......I come a running!

[Hal-9000]

Do I get a merit badge if I tie a knot in THIS?

[Muddy]

Muddy and I were talking about shaving our balls RBP says he preferred our balls with the hair on them

Hahaha...