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    in a thread featuring Hooters attire



    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    Yeah its garbage, those lame ass shorts need to be updated. The only person who still wears that shit is Hal.

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    from a news story featuring a young man and his older female teacher...



    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Maybe she was trying to figure out a math problem...like how many time 15 goes into 34

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    From the celebrity death pool thread

    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    time check
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Not started yet.
    Quote Originally Posted by redred View Post
    FFS theres people waiting to die
    Sick bastard

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    I wish Beiber would fucking die

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    you ain't the only one

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    i forgot this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixen View Post
    I wish Beiber would fucking die
    Think of 14 more and pm your list to Lance by 7am (your time) and you'll be taking part of the game.


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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    I just can't get on with that game

    It's funny, but fucked up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I already have your name on my butthole...too bad the tattoo artist couldn't spell
    Looser
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    murder my ass..shove it up my ass....both are beautiful terms of endearment

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    What isn't fucked up on this forum? It ain't no thing, man.



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    Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Think of 14 more and pm your list to Lance by 7am (your time) and you'll be taking part of the game.
    I'd have only listed Beiber another 14 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vixen View Post
    I'd have only listed Beiber another 14 times
    If he dies you have a real good shot at winning since he is so young.

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    In A Brother And Sister Were Arrested For Having Sex In A Church Parking Lot After Watching ‘The Notebook’
    http://www.tehfalloutshelter.com/sho...he-Notebook%92


    Quote Originally Posted by deebakes View Post
    a half-sister named christopher... what a lucky guy
    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post


    Who the fuck names their daughter christopher?
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    That's what you question about this story
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    I have no reasonable reply to that

    Classic
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    The Smoking Gun




    SEPTEMBER 8--Around 7 PM Saturday, cops in Ormond Beach, Florida received a 911 call from a woman reporting that “a white female in her 30s with a black and white dress was masturbating on a motorcycle.”
    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    why are there never good looking people getting caught doing these things???
    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    When they do it we just call it porn

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