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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    It's Póg mo thóin!

    None of your watered down Scots gaelic malarkey! Properly... As Gaeilge.
    Damn Irish know-it-alls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post
    It's Póg mo thóin!

    None of your watered down Scots gaelic malarkey! Properly... As Gaeilge.
    See? He doesn't even know how to speak Gaelic. It is gibberish!

    Last edited by DemonGeminiX; 02-20-2011 at 02:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    Damn Irish know-it-alls



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    céad míle faílte
    that's about the extent of my gaelic


    I am fixed

    "Somedays I wake up and feel like nobody loves me. Other days I wake up and feel like I love nobody. Sometimes I wake up and feel tired, and worn out. Sometimes I wake up and feel like I cannot face the day. But someday I'll wake up and realize that waking up is pretty stupid because it just makes you feel like crap."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post


    Entschuldigen sie bitte........ wo ist der haltestella?
    Excuse me please...where is the Stella?

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    What? No posts in a week???


    Surely someone said something worth recording for posterity.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    Why do I never see these topless protests
    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    They're always scheduled before noon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapphire View Post


    I'm holding my "Hal tormenters society" membership card


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    when he sings Gimme Shelter I get an erection

    I believe him....

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    Party organiser extraordinaire.
    I need trepanning like a hole in the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    How much do you think it would cost to get a .50 cal machine gun mounted on my truck?
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Oh I dunno... 25 to life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post
    Excuse me please...where is the Stella?
    Close....... excuse me please , where is the bus stop

    Quote Originally Posted by Pony View Post
    Pretty good

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Monk View Post
    What? No posts in a week???


    Surely someone said something worth recording for posterity.....
    We're too busy learning Garlic

    come back to my place, I'll show you how to drink tequila.

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    speaking the truth about JDgirl

    Quote Originally Posted by Altiar View Post
    Bugger me! you`re fit!

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