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    n00b Hello, please read this now or your face will melt and you'll be used as butter by an alien lifeform.

    Hello. I already said hello in the title to this thread, so why did I have to repeat it again now?

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    WTF poll?

    Me try make poll, get message:

    "You can only add a poll to a thread within 2 minutes of posting the thread."

    Can't even copy/paste options fast enough! Me upset, talk like Tarzan, fuck Jane.
    Last edited by JoeyB; 07-03-2011 at 06:10 AM.

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    Sup!! Welcome welcome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    Sup!! Welcome welcome
    This is not my welcome thread, this is my "can't post a poll fast enough thread".

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    Well then I hijacked it and made it a welcome thread for you. I hope you find that grossly offensive

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    I find the vaginas of whores to be grossly offensive. This is mostly odd and inappropriate, like asking strangers in a very suspicious tone of voice if they are 'Jews'.

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    Hi Joey. Hopefully I won't be used as butter.

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    You would always be jam. I thought you were going to bed? Also, you are officially my first friend, and by that, I mean ever, anywhere.
    Behold my signature~!!

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    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    I already said hello twice My hello quota has been exceeded. You'll have to wait until midnight for another

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    Seriously, how do I make a poll? It says you have to post within two minutes and I can't get the freaking options in that fast! Make Joey mad! Joey smash forum, have sex with forum remnants.

    Hey, Dragoness cutie's sig just changed.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    I honestly haven't got a clue... you should start a poll and find out

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    I did! Twice!
    Last edited by JoeyB; 07-03-2011 at 06:41 AM.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
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    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    I already said hello twice My hello quota has been exceeded. You'll have to wait until midnight for another
    Midnight for me, or midnight for you?
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Hey Joey!
    Thanks Jezter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxdana View Post
    Hey Joey!
    Hello! I'm Batman.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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