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    Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome to the forum, JB. How's the Pepsi bottle full of urine doing?

    Oh, and in response to a query posted elsewhere, yes I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome to the forum, JB. How's the Pepsi bottle full of urine doing?

    Oh, and in response to a query posted elsewhere, yes I am.
    Coke bottle! Don't say Pepsi or Jez will eat your face.
    Behold my signature~!!

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    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Jez is stuck braving the ravaged northern wastelands gripped in the icy embrace of Ragnarok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Jez is stuck braving the ravaged northern wastelands gripped in the icy embrace of Ragnarok.
    That's a fairly grim view of Summer in Finland.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    That's a fairly grim view of Summer in Finland.


    Ragnarok knows no seasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Ragnarok knows no seasons.
    I'm pretty sure it was a winter thing. Or will be...shit, when does it or did it happen? Predestiny sucks cock. Whatever, let's all just go hump some Norwegian women. Who's with me?
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
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    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    Well look what the cat dragged in. Welcome to the forum, JB. How's the Pepsi bottle full of urine doing?

    Oh, and in response to a query posted elsewhere, yes I am.
    NO! Pepsi bottles are out of limits even for Joye's twisted mind! And penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Coke bottle! Don't say Pepsi or Jez will eat your face.
    I will fuck it first, then I'll eat it. Wait..that was my plan for ze wimmin folk...
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Jez is stuck braving the ravaged northern wastelands gripped in the icy embrace of Ragnarok.

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    That's a fairly grim view of Summer in Finland.
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Ragnarok knows no seasons.
    Oh you guys...
    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    I'm pretty sure it was a winter thing. Or will be...shit, when does it or did it happen? Predestiny sucks cock. Whatever, let's all just go hump some Norwegian women. Who's with me?
    Good choice! Wouldn't want to stick it in those pesky Swedes...

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    Oh crap! I forgot to say welcome... so... WELCOME JOEYB!

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    Howdy Ma'am!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    You would always be jam. I thought you were going to bed? Also, you are officially my first friend, and by that, I mean ever, anywhere.
    Well that's good to know. I like jam better anyways. And I was, it just took me a little longer to go through my ritual of checking email and forums before bed than usual.

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Hey, Dragoness cutie's sig just changed.
    Yep, it does that. Every time the page reloads. Or in case of severely shitty internet, I can sometimes have two different signatures on the same page.

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    oh my Lord...did someone leave the back door open?


    Welcome Joey, there's a whole new set of infractions for posting in blue font.Lance will notify you upon each subsequent banning

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    Hello, please read this now or your face will melt and you'll be used as butter by an alien lifeform.
    Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence

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