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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence


    I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.

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    Joey's posting explicit pictures?









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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.
    Yes he was

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Yes he was


    I don't think so.

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    It explicitly states to read this now or your face will melt etc.....there are no facts to back that statement up

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    That's not a supposition, it's a declaration... an absurd declaration, but a declaration nonetheless. It's not a statement designed to prove the outcome stated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezter View Post
    Oh crap! I forgot to say welcome... so... WELCOME JOEYB!
    Thank you Jez, I missed Finland.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goofy View Post
    Joseph
    Goofus

    Quote Originally Posted by KevinD View Post
    Howdy Ma'am!
    Well hello kind sir, tee hee. Enjoying the heat of summer in Texas?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yt Trash View Post
    Good Day to you sir!
    I actually have no idea who you are. This is awkward, but hello.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie View Post
    Yep, it does that. Every time the page reloads. Or in case of severely shitty internet, I can sometimes have two different signatures on the same page.
    Guess what? My sinuses are clean as a whistle. Question is, why do we assume whistles are clean, I mean, people blow and spit into them all day, which seems extraordinarily unsanitary. So, I'm clean as something that's not a whistle. Also, your sig is messing with mah brain. MAH BRAIN WOMAN.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    oh my Lord...did someone leave the back door open?


    Welcome Joey, there's a whole new set of infractions for posting in blue font.Lance will notify you upon each subsequent banning
    This isn't blue, you've just been taking too much viagra.

    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Non sequitur...assumes facts not in evidence
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post

    I don't think he was trying to explicitly prove anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    Yes he was
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post

    I don't think so.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelancinator View Post
    It explicitly states to read this now or your face will melt etc.....there are no facts to back that statement up
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    That's not a supposition, it's a declaration... an absurd declaration, but a declaration nonetheless. It's not a statement designed to prove the outcome stated.
    Wow, this argument doesn't even need me. Though, DGX is correct, obviously. As for proof, would you really want an alien lifeform to show up at your home and eat your face? I mean, that's the sort of proof a person shouldn't really go looking for. It's like when someone tells you they tried to pass gas but things turned wet. You know what? I'll take their word for it, no proof needed.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    ooooh I love sequins ...and sashes!


    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Guess what? My sinuses are clean as a whistle. Question is, why do we assume whistles are clean, I mean, people blow and spit into them all day, which seems extraordinarily unsanitary. So, I'm clean as something that's not a whistle. Also, your sig is messing with mah brain. MAH BRAIN WOMAN.
    Glad it worked out for you! Did you choke and sputter a bit at first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie View Post
    Glad it worked out for you! Did you choke and sputter a bit at first?
    Did we just segue into a conversation about oral sex and the gag reflex?

    Actually, I had a few problems, because one 'side' was clogged up and therefore I couldn't get a flow at first, but things, umm, 'worked out' eventually.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Did we just segue into a conversation about oral sex and the gag reflex?
    No, not really. But you can pretend that's the case if it makes you feel better, I guess...

    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyB View Post
    Actually, I had a few problems, because one 'side' was clogged up and therefore I couldn't get a flow at first, but things, umm, 'worked out' eventually.
    Fun fun fun. Glad it's working for you, though. Amazing how much easier it is to breathe after that, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie View Post
    Fun fun fun. Glad it's working for you, though. Amazing how much easier it is to breathe after that, huh?
    Yes, hours later and I'm still breathing easy. I find myself inhaling deeply just for the pure enjoyment of it, is that weird or what?

    (EVIL) Also, I like your current sig (/EVIL)
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    Nah, not weird. I've done that too. I had like the worst nasal congestion of my life when I had a bad head cold a few months back. Did the rinse thing, something gross got flushed out, and voila! I could breathe! It was amazing. I was inhaling deeply for like two days afterwards, just because I could.

    And you're totally gonna be an ass and not tell me which one of my sigs you're talking about, aren't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragoness_Cutie View Post
    And you're totally gonna be an ass and not tell me which one of my sigs you're talking about, aren't you?
    What part of the evil tag did you not understand?

    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
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    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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    I figured that's what you meant by it. Still rude, though.

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    It was black and white and had a lady standing near the left of the sig.
    Behold my signature~!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    Fuck you hippy
    Pippa~!!
    The horse does not eat cucumber salad.
    I think everyone in my world, the normal world, knows that Mark Levin and Hannity are relevant only to the angriest, most bitter Americans. (Alec Baldwin)

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