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    Frustrated "C'mon man" and "fuck you" thread

    Something piss you off? Need to sound off on an asshole? Here's the place.

    Only rule: Every post must end with "c'mon man" or "fuck you".

    Cross post from another thread: I pay $136 a year in fees (taxes/confiscation) for the privilege to drive my car. And if I refuse it's a criminal offense. Fuck you.

    Also... I cook 6 nights a week, do the dishes, and do laundry too. She orders Door Dash one night and is the greatest thing ever. C'mon, man!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Something piss you off? Need to sound off on an asshole? Here's the place.

    Only rule: Every post must end with "c'mon man" or "fuck you".

    Cross post from another thread: I pay $136 a year in fees (taxes/confiscation) for the privilege to drive my car. And if I refuse it's a criminal offense. Fuck you.
    you think that's rough? I pay $800 a year to drive my white tank. I was a day late to renew and copped an extra $800 fine. Fuck you.

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    I don't understand this thread c'mon man, fuck you


    * I've been using the fuck you punctuation in quite a few threads recently, my new exclamation point

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    A judge let that fucking prick Bergdahl walk without jail time. Several of the soldiers that went looking for him came home with permanent disabilities for the trouble he caused. That's a life sentence for them and he gets no jail time for being a traitor at all? C'mon man!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I don't understand this thread c'mon man, fuck you


    * I've been using the fuck you punctuation in quite a few threads recently, my new exclamation point
    Sounds like this thread should be your new home! C'mon man

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    Our entire network at work was down for 6-hours today. No intranet, no email, no phones because they went VOIP... we were dead in the water. Qe sat at our desks twiddling our thumbs basically all day. Now I'll have to come into work on Monday with a ton of leftover shit from the week... COME ON MAN

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    Good job, guys!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Good job, guys!
    We're doing it! We're following directions! Fuck you!


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    $4,000,000 a year, and not only can't you catch a ball that hits you in the chest, but apparently you have knee problems during the national anthem? ?? C'mon Man!!!!

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    This is my backyard within 24 hours. I've shoveled every five hours and it won't stop. The roads are the same.

    C'mon man, fuck you!





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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Good job, guys!


    Only rule: Every post must end with "c'mon man" or "fuck you".
    C'mon man

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    You're right. Fuck you.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Haaa.. Ya'll are nuts...


























    Fuck you!

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    What a day...

    Sat down at my desk after lunch and immediately got a call from this broker who's new to the industry. Guy was a 10/10 angry when I picked up the phone, ranting about a risk we declined. His reason for being angry was that we ended up writing the risk for another broker who, as it turns out, gave different info, to our other branch, under a different name (so we had no clue it was the same risk)... I told him I agreed it didn't sound right but that I'd have to look into it and get back to him... but the guy was just seething. I couldn't get a word in, and he just kept threatening never to send us business ever again and repeating how angry he was, and saying he didn't care how it happened?

    Finally after all the threats I just said "I'm very sorry, I'm going to have to get back to you on this, and I'll be sure to pass along your threats to management" I shouldn't have said that but his response almost caused me to laugh in his face "I'M NOT THREATENING I'M JUST SAYING I WON'T SEND YOU BUSINESS UNTIL I GET AN EXPLANATION" "Yes, ok." And at that he slammed his phone up on me.

    Fuck you...

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    You paid $1.99 for your Uber Pool ride, then reported me for "safety" because I refused to drop you in an illegal drop off zone? You were around the corner. On the same side of the street. C'mon, man.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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