"C'mon man" and "fuck you" thread

[RBP]

Just got paid today...$885.02 in taxes out of my check this pay period. Almost $12K this year in federal tax alone this year. C'mon man.

Pay your fair share, fascist.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Pay your fair share, fascist.

[DemonGeminiX]

As if I'm not already having enough issues with wounds right now, I go ahead and take a divot out of my left big toe right beside the nail and I start bleeding profusely all over the place. You fucking knucklehead. You know better. C'mon, man! Be more careful.

[Teh One Who Knocks]

As if I'm not already having enough issues with wounds right now, I go ahead and take a divot out of my left big toe right beside the nail and I start bleeding profusely all over the place. You fucking knucklehead. You know better. C'mon, man! Be more careful.

Should have gone with a fairway wood instead of an iron?

[DemonGeminiX]

I should have moved an inch further backward before turning. Clipped my toe on the edge of my bed.

[lost in melb.]

[DemonGeminiX]

You came in and looked me over for 5 minutes, told me I didn't need surgery, and then left, and you're charging me $341 for that?

Fuck you, man.

[Godfather]

What the fuck am I supposed to do when someone sits next to me on a flight who is so obese they take up half my seat? This dude needed a seatbelt extender which IMO probably shouldn't even exist because it means - like this dude - you are so fat we couldn't put the armrest down, nor could he keep his leg anywhere near the imaginary line between the seat. He was so fat I couldn't even get my fucking tray table down because his thighs spilled into and over my seat blocking the hinge. I pay the same price as this guy who weighs more than double what I do, he gets half my seat, but god forbid my fucking luggage is 1lb over the limit or they'll fist me with extra fees!! Wouldn't want to put that kind of stress on the fuel consumption!! My back and legs feel like shit because I was so squished the entire 5 hour flight. I don't even really blame this fat guy as much as I do airlines for not doing something about this injustice. IMO, if you can't get a regular size seatbelt on and put the armrest down, get off the flight and come back when you've paid for two seats or first class.

FUCK

[lost in melb.]

Agree on both accounts. Particularly the airlines for their blatant greed. To add fuel to the fire, try being 6 foot 7. I couldn't put my seat back because it pushed my knees forward into the seat front of me

[lost in melb.]

And now for my rant. Why has the swype keyboard on my Android phone not yet learnt the word "cybertruck", despite me googling it at least 10 times a day. Come on man!

[lost in melb.]

You came in and looked me over for 5 minutes, told me I didn't need surgery, and then left, and you're charging me $341 for that?

Fuck you, man.

While I don't condone violence, I suggest you roll 341 dollar bills into a massive cigar, shove said cigar up Docs rectum and set it alight..

















Then tell him 'fuck you, you don't need surgery'

[RBP]

What the fuck am I supposed to do when someone sits next to me on a flight who is so obese they take up half my seat? This dude needed a seatbelt extender which IMO probably shouldn't even exist because it means - like this dude - you are so fat we couldn't put the armrest down, nor could he keep his leg anywhere near the imaginary line between the seat. He was so fat I couldn't even get my fucking tray table down because his thighs spilled into and over my seat blocking the hinge. I pay the same price as this guy who weighs more than double what I do, he gets half my seat, but god forbid my fucking luggage is 1lb over the limit or they'll fist me with extra fees!! Wouldn't want to put that kind of stress on the fuel consumption!! My back and legs feel like shit because I was so squished the entire 5 hour flight. I don't even really blame this fat guy as much as I do airlines for not doing something about this injustice. IMO, if you can't get a regular size seatbelt on and put the armrest down, get off the flight and come back when you've paid for two seats or first class.

FUCK

Point of order. Proper posts must contain "fuck you" or "c'mon, man".

But yes, that is bullshit.

[brah pitt]

What the fuck am I supposed to do when someone sits next to me on a flight who is so obese they take up half my seat? This dude needed a seatbelt extender which IMO probably shouldn't even exist because it means - like this dude - you are so fat we couldn't put the armrest down, nor could he keep his leg anywhere near the imaginary line between the seat. He was so fat I couldn't even get my fucking tray table down because his thighs spilled into and over my seat blocking the hinge. I pay the same price as this guy who weighs more than double what I do, he gets half my seat, but god forbid my fucking luggage is 1lb over the limit or they'll fist me with extra fees!! Wouldn't want to put that kind of stress on the fuel consumption!! My back and legs feel like shit because I was so squished the entire 5 hour flight. I don't even really blame this fat guy as much as I do airlines for not doing something about this injustice. IMO, if you can't get a regular size seatbelt on and put the armrest down, get off the flight and come back when you've paid for two seats or first class.

FUCK

holy shit!

[lost in melb.]

Wow. A self-promotional commercial with cheesy elevator music? This is one of the most tone-deaf things I’ve ever seen a country’s leader put out during a crisis. Shameless & shameful. https://t.co/ISgYEtlsb7

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 4, 2020

Our country burns and you put out a cheesy self-promotional video. C'mon man, even Piers Morgan thinks you're a Douche!

[Godfather]

I've been doing some at-home workouts using Youtube a lot lately to stay in shape. Lots of jumping and squats and push-ups, etc. Thought I was staying in decent shape despite gyms being closed, haven't gained any weight.


I say all this because... this afternoon someone walks by with a puppy, and I did a little jump looking out my window and see over the hedges what kind of dog it was (I really like dogs), and when I landed something in my rib went 'pop'... and now I'm in total agony. I think I pulled a rib or something. Now I've got to go lie on the couch and ice it or something.... from just trying to get a look at the pup walking past the window C'mon man.