Don't order a shit load from Amazon and then cover your house number with a wreath. c'mon, man.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Muddy (12-20-2017)
We were supposed to go to my mother-in-law's for a late Christmas dinner tonight. Wife is working during the day all weekend, so MIL calls me at 830am (mind you I went to bed at 330 am) and says it's snowing like piss out in Chilliwack where she lives, and wants to move the party of 9 to our house and bring the food. Great, I'll tidy up. Then she calls back and goes 'I was just going to make good homemade pizza from scratch... you make good dough, would you mind making the dough... and the sauce'.
Ok, late notice but being a good son I say of course, no problem. So I hit the grocery store, buy all the shit, appetizers, go to the liquor store. I get home and she calls back "Oh forget it, I'm going to bring something easier, it's too much work to bring all the stuff and cook in your kitchen, just relax"
C'mon man [So I poured myself a Bailey's and coffee cus I've had a tough morning and it's the Holidays]
RBP (12-31-2017)
just make it anyway... then you can say fuck you
RBP (12-31-2017)
C'mon man, you're not one of those guys who constantly tries to up people, I know you better than that, fuuuu-chewww
God damn though, -30. I heard the Calgary Zoo had to bring the PENGUINS indoors because it's too cold even for them C'mon man
Imma making a thread
-37 with the wind chill the other night GF. I think Minnesota and other parts of the States are going through this too.
No one upping, I feel your pain man. When you can't (or won't) drive a kilometer to the store because of winter conditions...shit be bad
Re-posting this gripe
UPS can suck my dick. I ordered a package and they're the only option for shipping....fine. But they say: you can only order it to your credit card address.... what? Why can't I order it to my office where I live 50+ hours a week?
So they try and deliver it to my house during business hours 3 days in a row... I'm not there bruh. I finally call and ask them to leave it at the depot. Well.. the depot is in Richmond, over town, and only open 9-6pm on weekdays? What the fuck is that? Icing on the cake is they tell me if I don't pick it up in 5 days they'll return-to-sender. Had to get my beautiful wife to drive out there post-call after working 28 hours straight, and bring along ID and mail in joint name because the package was for me
Fuuuuuuuuuck aaaaayouuuuu
We used to deal a lot of couriers and UPS allowed both a billing and delivery address. Most couriers do because once they get your CC number, they don't care where the package goes.( relatively)
I wonder if this was vendor driven, which still doesn't make sense because they don't dictate courier terms. The vendor can select levels of service offered such as air, ground, overnight etc, but they can't restrict destinations by saying the package has to go the card address. This is a business-losing practice as you're finding out GF
Godfather (01-20-2018)
Ok I'm drunk again
So I was hanging out with friends tonight, two of which happen to be a very liberal, lesbian couple (the women's march, cry about Trump, gender neutral types), one of whom I've known 10 years and went from straight, to hard-core lesbian and married to a chick within *6 months* (which, forgive me, was a bit weird to swallow because I've known her years and never got a whiff of gay from her). We totally embrace her and her newfound life and spouse, and they're good friends.... but sometimes they say and do shit where I can't help but think she's lost her mind (I have an example about gender/language I'll share if anyone cares).
On to part two:
So... we were playing this game where you have all these words on a board, and then two teams split up, and using hints, a leader from each team tries to get their teammates to guess which words on the board are theirs words using one-word hints (the first team to get their own team to guess their six words on the board going back and forth wins). Also, one word on the board is the 'kill' word where if either team guesses it mistakenly using their hint, they lose. Great game, can't remember the name for the life of me
Part 3:
ANYWAYS.... our team leader used the word "professional" for 2-points. The words doctors, soldier, and nurse were all on the board and seemed the closest. So I simply said "it's got to be doctor, maybe soldier or nurse".... To which my loud lesbian friend said "THAT'S SEXIST" - clearly for choosing doctor first.
.....excuse me? Where are you implying that I chose Doctor over Nurse for anything related to gender? These are just professions historically defined as 'professional' along with engineers, accountants and lawyers. I said "what?" And she scoffs and goes "Oh...pfft... nothing".
Lady... there's a female doctor standing beside me, and one of our close friends is a male nurse. If she wanted the answer to be doctor and nurse she'd just say 'medicine' or 'hospital.' Fuck off. I can't imagine how you could possibly call me the sexist for presuming the clue 'professional' was 'doctor' and without inferring anything to do with gender. How desperate must you be to call-out an injustice to make that leap?
I pussied out and let it slide because it was this girl's house ... my wife appreciated me letting it go But c'mon man, get a grip
Last edited by Godfather; 01-21-2018 at 09:45 AM.
I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
Every time I see that gif, I feel like hunting that bitch down and knocking her teeth down her throat. Does that make me a bad person?
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Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it.
yes?