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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    I guess my poached chicken was irresistible.
    I love how you took the time to stroke your ego in the middle of your rant. Epic.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    Years ago I had just taken a roast out of the smoker that had been on about 8 hours. My cousins wife started screaming, she had broken a glass and cut her hand.
    After we got her bandaged and settled down, we went back out for the roast. The only thing on the platter was a few black hairs from the neighbors dog.
    Nothing to do but go back to the meat market. We ate about 2:00 in the morning.

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    Fuckkkk, heart-breaking.

    My neighbor had that happen. They had this Weimaraner that was absolutely massive. Neighbor left a roast beef cooling under tin-foil on the counter. Came back into the kitchen after leaving it unattended, tin-foil was precisely where it was supposed to be - roast gone without a trace Dog pulled an Indiana Jones.

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    I went to a convenience store to cash $120 in winning on lottery tickets. The dude scanned the tickets and handed them back to me. I don't have enough to pay out $120, try the gas station.

    I went to to the liquor store (2 birds lol) and they said it was $100. The other ticket was already redeemed at another retailer.

    "Huh. Interesting. Does it give you a receipt with that information?" And he handed me the receipt.

    Went back to the convenience store. I told the dude he must have inadvertently (nudge nudge wink wink, say no more) cashed it. He said "I can do the $20" I gave him a confused look. "Don't you want the receipt so you can confirm the transaction number?" He says "No, that's okay" and hands me the $20. He wasn't confused or curious as to how such an error could have occurred. Huh. Interesting.

    Motherfucker knew EXACTLY what he did. There's no way he just randomly hands out $20 without knowing. C'mon man, fuck you.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Report him to the owner or to the state lottery commission. You know you're not the first person he tried to rip off.

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    and he won't be the last

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    Is Trump going to stop repeatedly boasting about passing his cognitive test for dementia. Ignored it the first few times but he seriously needs to stop. C'mon man

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Is Trump going to stop repeatedly boasting about passing his cognitive test for dementia. Ignored it the first few times but he seriously needs to stop. C'mon man


    Is Joe Biden ever going to take a cognitive test for dementia? I can't ignore the fact that he won't do it, even though he seriously needs to. C'mon, man!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post


    Is Joe Biden ever going to take a cognitive test for dementia? I can't ignore the fact that he won't do it, even though he seriously needs to. C'mon, man!
    From my observation he has more of an aphasic issue. He's not out of touch with reality (unless you want him to be for political purposes).

    Also he's not president.

    Don't you cringe with embarrassment when you see Trump mouthing off in this way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    From my observation he has more of an aphasic issue. He's not out of touch with reality (unless you want him to be for political purposes).

    Also he's not president.

    Don't you cringe with embarrassment when you see Trump mouthing off in this way?
    No, he's a 74 year old New Yorker. And we knew what we were getting when we voted for him. He's doing what we want him to do. We don't care if you don't like him. Now shut the fuck up about Donald Trump. I'm tired of you bitching about him. Focus on something else.

    You need to watch a video of Biden from 10 years ago and compare it to what you see of him today. It's dementia. I know it in my gut. I lived through it once. I watched my father wither away and die from it. I can tell when someone has a dementia-like disease from a mile away. Even in its beginning stages. Joe Biden has dementia.


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    I wasn't put on Earth to please you, DGX. And don't believe I've ever spoken to you like that...

    Happy to discuss Biden when you're feeling a bit more civil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    From my observation he has more of an aphasic issue. He's not out of touch with reality (unless you want him to be for political purposes).

    Also he's not president.

    Don't you cringe with embarrassment when you see Trump mouthing off in this way?
    You sent me down a search trail with that so I could understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muddy View Post
    You sent me down a search trail with that so I could understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
    Don't you cringe with embarrassment when you see Trump mouthing off in this way?
    of course I dont, I smile at him doing exactly what I voted for him to do, even though the time table is a bit slow for everyone's tastes

    no mention of Qanon here, I am disappoint
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    Quote Originally Posted by FBD View Post
    of course I dont, I smile at him doing exactly what I voted for him to do, even though the time table is a bit slow for everyone's tastes

    no mention of Qanon here, I am disappoint
    FBD!!


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    Drove up to the island for work, stopped and put 18 gallons of vas in the car, now it running horrible. Either bad gas or a coil pack went out and I'm stuck at work til Thurs. Cmon man!

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