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    Judge Roy Moore: Democrat shenanigans. C'mon, man.

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    11 psychology reports to write in 3 days. C'mon man!

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    Brady, it was the fuckin' Dolphins... and Jay fuckin' douchenozzle Cutler.... C'MON MAN!!!


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    When I saw they lost to the Dolphins my first question was "Did Brady play?" Then I saw he threw 2 interceptions and 1 TD.....c'mon man






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    I go for groceries, they have Life cereal on for half price...none on the shelf. I go to customer service for a raincheck. Numpty there can't understand English and asks me to find it in the weekly flyer. It's not listed in the flyer. Shelf is marked with the special price, website has put it under their 'weekly deals' column and I tell this person the same thing. I ask him if he wants me to take a picture of the fucking price tag on the shelf

    c'mon man plus a hearty fuck you

    You mean to tell me you can't find the current price of an item in a store you work at?

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    Drivers, man...I was at a traffic light. I am going straight, buddy with a wheelchair parking thing on his mirror is turning left. The light goes green and buddy guns it in front of me to go left.

    I stop hard -- So what...but I see the dude behind me eager to turn right guns it as well now that I'm halfway into the intersection. So I lay on my horn HARD. Thankfully the dude behind me is paying attention and slows.

    Could have been a bad smash with me or the dude behind me just because Mr. Impatient Dude cuts in front of me. man, C'mon!!!

    And the temp was at freezing and I just passed a guy halfway in the ditch. He was OK and had a couple of guys helping him out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noilly Pratt View Post
    Drivers, man...I was at a traffic light. I am going straight, buddy with a wheelchair parking thing on his mirror is turning left. The light goes green and buddy guns it in front of me to go left.

    I stop hard -- So what...but I see the dude behind me eager to turn right guns it as well now that I'm halfway into the intersection. So I lay on my horn HARD. Thankfully the dude behind me is paying attention and slows.

    Could have been a bad smash with me or the dude behind me just because Mr. Impatient Dude cuts in front of me. man, C'mon!!!

    And the temp was at freezing and I just passed a guy halfway in the ditch. He was OK and had a couple of guys helping him out.
    I had a dude cut over two lanes...in the middle of an intersection, to get into the designated left turn lane in front of me. (two lanes straight though with red lights, one left turn lane with green light)

    I was more puzzled than anything because I was first guy in line waiting for the left turn light

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    fuck you




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    That's normally over 24 bucks of cereal and I got it for 11.52.

    That dude tried to deny me my discount yesterday so I made sure to walk past his customer service desk today, give a big smile, open my bag and say - Hi! Remember meeeeeee???

    he looked away in disdain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    That's normally over 24 bucks of cereal and I got it for 11.52.

    That dude tried to deny me my discount yesterday so I made sure to walk past his customer service desk today, give a big smile, open my bag and say - Hi! Remember meeeeeee???

    he looked away in disdain
    That's life.

    You could come up with a plethora of life puns to throw shade at him.

    "You can either view life as half empty or half price, my friend"

    Okay, I'll stop.
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    When you were told "get a life" that's not what they meant. C'mon man!

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    Driving home tonight, I may have had bit of road rage. Mind you, I am spending about 9 hours in my car a day and see a lot of shit driving. One thing that drives me insane is pricks who flash their brights at someone who is driving properly as a "get out of my way" signal.

    I am in the slow lane, far right, doing about 63 in a 55 and (hands-free) talking to my fiance about dinner. In the middle lane is an SUV doing about 60. car rolls up behind the SUV and starts flashing the brights... c'mon, man.

    The SUV doesn't move, so the driver come behind me. "Don't even think about it" was in my head. But alas. Flash, flash, flash go the brights. Oh, fuck you. It's on.

    "Honey, you'll have to hold on a second"

    Two more hits of the brights and I'm done. I brake really hard making the car swerve into the other lane. It's a broad passing me, giving me a wtf look as I flip her off. She gets passed me and I cut over behind her, floor it towards her bumper and start flashing the brights on and off as fast as I can. Fuck you.

    She exits quickly, hopefully freaked out. But probably not.... because she's a fucking asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Driving home tonight, I may have had bit of road rage. Mind you, I am spending about 9 hours in my car a day and see a lot of shit driving. One thing that drives me insane is pricks who flash their brights at someone who is driving properly as a "get out of my way" signal.

    I am in the slow lane, far right, doing about 63 in a 55 and (hands-free) talking to my fiance about dinner. In the middle lane is an SUV doing about 60. car rolls up behind the SUV and starts flashing the brights... c'mon, man.

    The SUV doesn't move, so the driver come behind me. "Don't even think about it" was in my head. But alas. Flash, flash, flash go the brights. Oh, fuck you. It's on.

    "Honey, you'll have to hold on a second"

    Two more hits of the brights and I'm done. I brake really hard making the car swerve into the other lane. It's a broad passing me, giving me a wtf look as I flip her off. She gets passed me and I cut over behind her, floor it towards her bumper and start flashing the brights on and off as fast as I can. Fuck you.

    She exits quickly, hopefully freaked out. But probably not.... because she's a fucking asshole.
    I don't see that much up here and thank fuck. If someone high beamed me from behind and I'm doing the speed limit or better, you know I'm going to slow down considerably.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    That's life.

    You could come up with a plethora of life puns to throw shade at him.

    "You can either view life as half empty or half price, my friend"

    Okay, I'll stop.

    How do I word this politely. It's likely that even the most obvious broad pun would be lost on this guy. I did flash him the cereal though and he almost snapped his neck to look the other way.

    Mission accomplished

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