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    I tried to sleep in today. The fucking old man above me woke me up three times between 6 and 7 stomping in and out of his bedroom. C'mon man!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    There's a grocery store I go to by one of the Amazon route locations that has awesome deli subs cheap. Piled with meat. I always go to the deli counter and get an extra mayo packet or two.

    Today was the 3rd time I've had to repeatedly explain to a confused cashier that she can stop trying to scan the mayo packets.

    C'mon, man!
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Wow.


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    I was just laying down and relaxing and I pulled a muscle in my back. How the fuck can you pull a muscle in your back from laying down and relaxing? Fuck you, man!


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    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post


    You didn't follow the simple thread guidelines, c'mon man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lost in melb. View Post
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    You didn't follow the simple thread guidelines, c'mon man!

    Political hypocrisy. C'mon man!

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    My wife's cat has been truly miserable to live with this month while she's out of town for work... I pet him, I play with him, I feed him a little extra... and still every time I'm about to go to sleep it starts stirring shit up. Gets eyes as big as god damn saucers, starts ummaging through trash cans, sprinting around, knocking shit over, and yelling like a fucking banchee as loudly as possibly. I can't stop it. Even if I close the door to our bedroom that prick just has time on his hands to scratch and cry at the door. Short of taping him in a god damn box I'm just about at my wit's end. I'm tempted to lock him in the pantry where his food is, but god knows what kind of damage he'd do if I did...

    When she's around he just sleeps on her feet all night, good as gold. C'mon man Fuuuuck youuuuuu.

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    Alright... fuck you, Taco Bell. I'm done.

    Last night I went to the drive through and bought one of their taco party packs, there's like 10 tacos in there. Used to be $12 or $13. Apparently, they raised their prices. 18 fucking dollars?!?! Fucking $18!!!! Your shitty food isn't worth $18! I can spend far less by buying ingredients at Publix (they're the expensive grocery store in town, mind you. I can save even more by going to Walmart. I'm trying to make a point here) and make better tasting tacos at home. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do from now on. So yeah, fuck you, Taco Bell.

    $18!!! For shitty tacos? C'mon, man!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    My wife's cat has been truly miserable to live with this month while she's out of town for work... I pet him, I play with him, I feed him a little extra... and still every time I'm about to go to sleep it starts stirring shit up. Gets eyes as big as god damn saucers, starts ummaging through trash cans, sprinting around, knocking shit over, and yelling like a fucking banchee as loudly as possibly. I can't stop it. Even if I close the door to our bedroom that prick just has time on his hands to scratch and cry at the door. Short of taping him in a god damn box I'm just about at my wit's end. I'm tempted to lock him in the pantry where his food is, but god knows what kind of damage he'd do if I did...

    When she's around he just sleeps on her feet all night, good as gold. C'mon man Fuuuuck youuuuuu.
    I have the same issue with our cat's separation anxiety. Isolating her is absolutely the wrong strategy, because it escalates her. If I have to close a door to make a call, for example, she loses her mind when I open it back up.

    Check out Jackson Galaxy, host of "My Cat From Hell".
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    I was just laying down and relaxing and I pulled a muscle in my back. How the fuck can you pull a muscle in your back from laying down and relaxing? Fuck you, man!
    I do a lot of running in Skyrim. One night I'm playing the damn game and pull a calf muscle...sitting in my chair.

    C'mon man, fuck you
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    It's nice to have friends who turn to you for support, and knowing you can do the same.

    But when someone texts out of the blue and goes "hey got any good stock tips" I genuinely don't know how to respond...

    How do you nicely say: I am not an expert or a professional, I do not know anything about your finances or your goals, and I do not want even a whiff of responsibility for them. I love talking about the markets which is probably why I occasionally get this kind of text, but in my experience nobody who's really open to learning about investing texts you out of the blue expecting you to have a 'sure thing stock' locked and loaded for them.




    C'mon man

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    Hey man, I've got $5000 and I want to be fucking filthy rich in a year. Got any advice? Any stock tips? C'mon, man, hook a brother up.


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