Sometimes, the bull wins

[Teh One Who Knocks]

A bullfighter was forced to leave the ring in pain with his hands over his bleeding scrotum after he was gored in the groin.

Footage of the incident at a festival in Queretaro, Mexico, shows Luis David Adame getting tossed into the air like a ragdoll before limping away. A throng of workers carry him out the ring as a stream of blood flowed down his pants.

Adame, holding a red cape in one hand, was caught off guard when the bull quickly changed direction and struck him.

A doctor who looked at Adame’s injury after the event Saturday said he “suffered a large goring in the scrotum that tears the skin in 10 centimeters.”

“See you soon” Adame posted on Twitter Sunday in a message to his fans. He is currently in stable condition, according to several media reports.

[Muddy]

Hey, what happens when you fuck with the bull?

[Griffin]

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful..

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!"

The cowboy, undaunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation, I'll have some!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you place your order now, we will be sure to save you this delicacy for tomorrow"

The cowboy placed the order and the next evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor ... sometimes the bull wins."