Drunk woman shows up to her public drunkenness hearing, held on DUI warrant: police

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Wesley Robinson - Penn Live




Showing up to court under the influence is bad, especially when accused of public drunkenness and with a pending case for driving under the influence.

That's what New Holland Police say Jennifer Amanda Jones did Feb. 9 when she was scheduled for a hearing at District Judge Jonathan Heisse's office. Officers arrived and found she was under the influence of alcohol and took her into custody.

Online court records indicate Jones has had multiple cases involving public drunkenness and driving under the influence. She was later turned over to the Lancaster County sheriff's office on an outstanding warrant from DUI charge. Jones was formally charged with public drunkenness for the incident in district court on Feb. 13.

[Hal-9000]

judge - Mr. hal-9000 you've been charged with arson, how do you plead?
*squirts gasoline on judge's desk, shoots a few sparks using hidden flint*
hal - NOT guilty your honor!

[deebakes]