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  1. 02-19-2018, 01:09 PM #1
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    Fail Fergie's brutal anthem rendition at NBA all-star game drops jaws, draws jeers

    By Nicole Darrah | Fox News




    Former “Black Eyed Peas” singer Fergie sang the national anthem at the NBA All-Star Game Sunday night — and even the all-stars couldn't hide their laughter.



    The singer’s rendition of America's beloved "Star-Spangled Banner” had her own notable spin on it, which one Twitter user said was “in the key of ‘Happy Birthday Mr. President.'"

    Another user compared it to someone's "drunk mom acting sexy."

    Golden State Warrior Draymond Green was spotted on camera openly laughing at the "Fergalicious" singer's song and struggling to keep a straight face.

    Other players looked equally confused during the anthem, and a slew of celebrities also appeared dumbfounded.


    Some online compared Fergie's performance to that of nine-time Olympic gold medalist Carl Lewis's performance at the 1993 NBA Finals. Some have dubbed his rendition of America's anthem as one of the worst in history.




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    she should have dropped the knee
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    I just listened to it
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    Horribly misguided style choice, but it wasn't horribly done in that context.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Horribly misguided style choice, but it wasn't horribly done in that context.
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    I was serious. It was horrible, but it was horrible because of the stylized choice, not because she sang poorly.
    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.
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    She's got a strong voice...agreeing it was the wrong style/tempo/genre...that sounded like a bad lounge act.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    She's got a strong voice...agreeing it was the wrong style/tempo/genre...that sounded like a bad lounge act.
    Thats from chuggin a bunch of sperm in the streets..
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    I'd bang her right in the mommy-valve
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    At least she mostly got the notes right...

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    Rosie tried to say it was worse than her rendition in the 90's Nice try Rosie, people don't forget!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RBP View Post
    Horribly misguided style choice, but it wasn't horribly done in that context.
    I agree with you. She's not an amazingly fantastic vocalist, but she's not terrible. The attempt at stylistically mimicking Marilyn Monroe singing JFK Happy Birthday right before sucking his dick in a broom closet 5 minutes later was an unfortunate choice. If it was anything else except the National Anthem, if it was anything else, people probably would have just shrugged and said "Ok, whatever".


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