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    Mystery Time travel PROOF? King Henry VIII ‘pictured’ with steak bake pastry from the FUTURE

    By Joseph Carey - The Express




    HENRY VIII could have travelled forward in time and visited the British bakery chain Greggs and snatched a couple of Steak Bakes which he then wore while having his portrait taken during the 16th century, a Twitter user has hinted.

    Luke from Manchester noticed that in one of the former king’s iconic portraits, it appears that he is wearing shoes that bear an incredible similarity to one of Greggs’ most popular snacks.

    He wrote: “Why do Henry VIII’s shoes look like a Greggs steak bake?”

    After making the incredible discovery, the bakery chain replied and was clearly enamoured with the finding.

    It replied: “Losing our heads over this.”

    Other users joined in on the pastry discovery and later corrected Luke to claim that the bake pictured was in fact a cheese and onion pastry.

    Is it possible that Henry VIII harnessed the power of time travel to take advantage of the delicious pastry?

    One Twitter user joked that wearing pastries was how “nobles kept their feet warm”.

    They posted: “It was how the nobles kept their feet warm, there was no central heating back then.

    “Commoners had to make do with a raw turnip shoe.”

    Greggs recently declared that their Sausage Rolls are sold at an incredible rate of five a second.

    The figure means that 145million of the pastries are sold every year.

    But how many of these are purchased from Henry VIII travelling forward in time?

    The second Tudor monarch ruled from April 21, 1509 until he died on January 28, 1547.

    He is widely known for his six marriages and his long search to produce a male heir.

    Henry VIII’s father, Henry VII was renown for putting an end to the Wars of the Roses by defeating Richard III at the Battle of Bosworth Field on August 22, 1485.

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    Where else did the design for those shoes come from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Where else did the design for those shoes come from?
    Mars

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    I hope a time traveling Bigfoot eats your face, then let's see you mock

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    I'll just use my Burrito shield that was designed by Taco Bell in the year 2287.

    Time travel works both ways you know..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I'll just use my Burrito shield that was designed by Taco Bell in the year 2287.

    Time travel works both ways you know..
    Except you don't believe in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    Except you don't believe in it


    That's the party line..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post


    That's the party line..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post




    agenda or publicized intent


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_line_(politics)

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