Naked man with sex toy stuck up his backside asks for help at filling station

[Teh One Who Knocks]

Richard Hartley-Parkinson - for Metro.co.uk




A naked man has been filmed walking across a petrol station forecourt to ask for help after he got a sex toy stuck up his backside.

The unnamed man went towards an ambulance at the petrol station to seek help from the crew.

It’s not known how the sex toy became lodged inside him but the paramedics were quick to offer help.

The incident was filmed in the Saavedra neighbourhood in Buenos Aires, Argentina.

Other footage shows him pacing up and down in front of police officers, shouting and slapping his legs in apparent discomfort.



One of the officers attempts to speak to the man, but the nude citizen walks away shouting: ‘Call the doctor!’

Reports suggest the man was taken away from the scene in the ambulance to have the alleged dildo inside his anus removed.

The ambulance was part of the System of Emergency Medical Attention (SAME) of Buenos Aires and was reportedly called by workers at the petrol station.

[redred]

Wow

[Goofy]

[PorkChopSandwiches]

[Griffin]

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff. "He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now? he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

[deebakes]

is this your argentinian cousin red, rojorojo?