Teen has 'intimate relationship' with creepy ZOMBIE DOLL - and they're set to marry next month

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Mollie Mansfield - The Mirror




A teenager says she's set to marry a creepy zombie doll that she's fallen harder for than any of her past boyfriends.

Felicity Kadlec claims that she has an intimate relationship with the young female doll called Kelly, which is covered in fake blood and has a mangled face.

The 19-year-old, who has Kelly's name tattooed on her arm, showers the disturbing figure with kisses and dresses her in pink clothes.

The doll was gifted to Felicity when she was just 13 after finding it on a "creepy doll collection website" - and the pair are now in love, the teen claims.


Felicity says she began a romantic relationship with Kelly three years ago

elicity, from the US state of Massachusetts, said she plans to 'marry' Kelly next month.

The student said: "I found Kelly on a creepy doll collection website and I was gifted her when I was 13.

"But it wasn't until I was 16-years-old that I started to get feelings for her, but it was something that I kept on trying to deny.





"I have had boyfriends in the past, and I always thought that I was in love with them - but they never made me feel the way I do now.

"Unfortunately a lot of people don't understand our relationship, but I am so confident that I'm in love with Kelly that I got her name tattooed on my arm.

"We have a normal, intimate relationship which is progressing in the normal way - and we are getting married in September."

Despite having owned Kelly for over six years, Felicity claims it took her three years to discover her true feelings for the doll.

She said: "Our relationship was on and off since I was 16, because I would tell myself that it was wrong and break it off.

"But over the past year I have really come to terms with my feelings for her and I know that my love for her cannot be changed.

"I got her name tattooed on my arm in the spring because she's always going to be a part of my heart - she is a part of me and no one can change that.

"I am intimate with Kelly - I caress her and feel safe with her, and I feel a genuine connection when I'm having an intimate moment with her.



"Myself and Kelly are now set to get married in September, as it's the same month as our birthdays, and I have even bought the rings already."

But although Felicity is confident of her feelings, she claims that she has received criticism for her unique relationship.

She said: "I get a lot of different opinions about Kelly and I's relationship - but I expect that.

"I know there are some people out there who think I should be with a real human, but to me Kelly is real.

"I do even receive criticism from my friends and family - if we go out with them they won't let me bring Kelly with me.

"If we go for food she always has to stay inside the car because people will stare at her, so we've never been able to have a date in public.

"But regardless of what other people think about our relationship, she makes me happy and I love her so that's all that matters."

[Goofy]

Looney tunes

[PorkChopSandwiches]

She looks to have made the right decision

[perrhaps]

Well, at least she won't multiply

[deebakes]

i bet she gets more zombie dolls

[Godfather]

What brand of childhood trauma causes this

[Teh One Who Knocks]

By Andrew Gilpin - The Mirror




The woman who married a zombie sex doll has revealed they've consummating the marriage - and now are trying for kids.

Felicity Kadlec, 20, tied the knot with Kelly Rossi, a zombie doll who she claims is 37-years-old.

The 'beautiful' ceremony took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, USA, and saw eight of Felicity's other dolls attend to show their support.

Felicity, who now lives in Vinita, Oklahoma, claims that marrying Kelly has made then feel closer and more intimate - and now the couple are planning kids.

Felicity told The Sun: “We are exploring our options. It would be me carrying the child and using donor sperm.

“We haven’t got as far as working out the logistics of it yet – that is a work in progress, but it is something we are serious about.

“We have a loving home, why wouldn’t we want to bring a child into that world and raise them in the loving environment?”



Felicity was initially gifted Kelly by her late father after becoming obsessed with horror movies and zombie dolls.

She tried to fight off her feelings, but the doll became a shoulder to cry on when her father died in 2017.

Despite Kelly's zombie-like appearance, Felicity claims that she loves her doll deeply and wouldn't change her for the world.

Felicity said: "Our wedding ceremony was beautiful and perfect - exactly the way I dreamed it would have been.

"I made sure that the whole wedding was done properly so it would be as official as possible, and we consummated the marriage afterwards.


Two of the dolls who attended the wedding ceremony in Rhode Island


Zombie doll Kelly with new wife Felicity

"I am intimate with Kelly – I caress her and feel safe with her, and I feel a genuine connection when I’m having an intimate moment with her."

"Kelly was the groom as she takes the male role in our relationship, she is a tom boy so wore a suit - I feel she was most comfortable as the groom.

"Getting married to her has made me feel so much closer to her, both emotionally and intimately."

The pair have matching wedding rings and Felicity even has a tattoo of Kelly’s name on her forearm.

She then wrote her own name on the doll's.

[Pony]

The future kids?

[Goofy]

[lost in melb.]

[Hal-9000]

Sure, that behavior is fine and perfectly acceptable.

*adds another name to watchlist*