Emma Roberts - candids while out and about in New York City (Nov 14th, 2018)

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

Oh look, it's a pair of pinking shears wearing gold high heels

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

I heard that Emma has a penis. A thin one mind you, but still a penis.

[Hal-9000]

Oh look it's the new female superhero Slim Handrail. Her superpowers include flying, after people close to her sneeze and being able to subside on a grain of rice for two full years

[Teh One Who Knocks]

[Hal-9000]

Oh come on. She has to eat while taking a shit so she doesn't disappear.



(maybe that was a lil too far)

[PorkChopSandwiches]

1 shot of the wrinkled penny please

[Hal-9000]

1 shot of the wrinkled penny please

Please explain : the wrinkled penny


thanks