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    Busted Woman charged with offering sex to undercover deputy, promised he would be 'very happy'

    Naples Daily News staff report




    A San Carlos Park woman who was advertising fantasy dancing on a website was arrested Thursday on charges of prostitution and practicing massage without a license.

    Angela Jean Faulk, 35, of the 9000 block of Hamlin Road, remained jailed Friday because she was denied bond on similar charges from a December arrest.

    According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report:

    An undercover deputy found the advertisement online, called the listed phone number and spoke with a woman who said she charged $90 for a half-hour. The detective went to her house.

    She asked him to completely disrobe and lay down on a massage table. He did so and she removed her clothing, except for black lingerie.

    She began giving him a massage using Vaseline lotion, manipulating his muscles and skin. He asked if he could have sex with her.

    Faulk said she would have if he wouldn’t have been late, but now their time was limited.

    She assured the detective that he “would be very happy in the ending, if he knew what she means.”

    He asked if it cost extra for sex.

    “No, it is included in the cost,” she said and began touching his back and legs with her chest in an erotic way. He “immediately gave the pre-arranged take down signal,” and Faulk was arrested.

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    shes a hotty






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    She blew it with her gross face.

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    I'd have blown it over her gross face

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    I would have blown on my gross face.






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    I wonder what she looked like 15 years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    I would have blown on my gross face.
    I'd blow my gross face over you
    Quote Originally Posted by DemonGeminiX View Post
    I wonder what she looked like 15 years ago.

    kind of like she does now, but with copper goo on her chops

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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    I would have blown on my gross face.
    I did that once
    thankfully I'm a prude and my mouth was closed

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    So when the gunk got in your eye, did it act like glue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hal-9000 View Post
    I did that once
    thankfully I'm a prude and my mouth was closed
    How could you have your mouth closed, I thought everyone screamed like Brave heart when they blew their load.

    Guess thats just me






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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChopSandwiches View Post
    How could you have your mouth closed, I thought everyone screamed like Brave heart when they blew their load.

    Guess thats just me
    I like to sing various songs from HMS Pinafore when I do it

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