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    Octomom Nadya Suleman: "I've Been Celibate for 12 Years"

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    There's a first time for everything!

    In an exclusive preview from HDNet's brand-new celebrity dating show Celebridate, Octomom Nadya Suleman makes a shocking announcement: "I've been celibate for 12 years!"

    Speaking to host Roger Lodge, the 35-year-old mom of 14 also reveals that she's "never been on one date in my life. I've had a boyfriend and a donor, but that's it."

    Prior to meeting her suitors, Suleman frets over what might happen should things turn physical. "As long as he doesn't touch me, we're good! No touching!" she warns. "A hand, maybe. I'm a germaphobe."

    Celebridate premieres in October on HDNet.

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    Shocking

    Who would even bother That thing must be the size of a sleeping-bag

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    you crazy ugly, lady. you not celebate, you just cant get any!!!!!!!!

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    I guess she has to stoke the Celebrity fire in order to raise money to feed her kids, but I wish she'd just fade into obscurity. Please??

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    wow, she's even crazier than I already thought she was. Must have a monstrous narcistical disorder...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather View Post
    Shocking

    Who would even bother That thing must be the size of a sleeping-bag




    *will never go camping again*

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    new B movie title - Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina

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    strap a plank of wood to my ass and I'll go in there

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    wish me luck boys.... I'm going in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Janus View Post
    strap a plank of wood to my ass and I'll go in there


    She only likes her man juice in a test tube.

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    I'll nut in a test tube.... and then fling it at her

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