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    History Lance

    Once upon a time not too long ago, I knew a man named Lance.

    He told me there were absolutes in life. He would never buy a smartphone, get a mortgage on a house, have another girlfriend, get married and have children.


    Well, all of that has changed.


    Lance old friend. Just wanted you to know that when someone exclaims either in anger or jest - "Get a life!"


    You did and you did it well.





    Me? No, don't worry. I'll be fine.



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    Naw man you've done well





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    Remember last time we hung out together? You chained your bike to my tree outside. Seems like a long time ago..




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    I can't ride a bike, I have no legs.....

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    Developing new relationships and living with women are positive things..




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    Sometimes changes have to be made to existing relationships in order to move forward..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    I can't ride a bike, I have no legs.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    I can't ride a bike, I have no legs.....
    Are you a living minion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh One Who Knocks View Post
    You're really taking my intended sadness angle off this thread if you post pics of Lt Dan ffs

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    I wanted to be a Monk, but I never got the chants.

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