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    Karma Giant Kentucky snowman gives would-be vandal dose of instant karma

    Tribune Media Wire


    PETERSBURG, Ky. – A driver was dealt a dose of instant karma when the person tried to topple a snowman with their vehicle on Monday.

    Cory Lutz of Kentucky told WJW that his fiancee, Lucy, was visiting from Mississippi this past weekend with her sister, Laura.

    Lutz said that Lucy was “elated to experience the biggest snowfall she’s ever seen!”

    The three had a weekend filled with sledding, snowball fights, and even some canoeing. Lutz said they wanted to make the most of the winter wonderland. And, of course, that included building a snowman.



    They used a stump in Lutz’s front yard as the base for their towering 9-foot tall snowman called Frosty.

    Frosty was “decked out in a top hat, and smiling at the neighbors,” Lutz told WJW.

    According to Lutz, they thought the community loved their snowman – people would even wave and honk their horns as they drove by.

    “However, evidently not everyone was a fan!” Lutz said.

    He came home Monday to find a set of tire tracks in his yard that abruptly ended at the base of the snowman. The stump was exposed and featured a snowy imprint of the bumper, which came to a sudden stop when it slammed into the massive stump just beneath the snow.



    “Apparently Frosty had been handing out life lessons to surprised 4×4 vandals. ‘You reap what you sow!’ Still standing, and still smiling – He certainly had the last laugh!” Lutz said.

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    I hope their vehicle got fucked up good

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    Total disclosure...I may have, and more than once, visited a few snowmen on my block and kicked their heads off at night.

    I used to tell myself that I did it to help with my flexibility, but have come to realize I may have a deeper internal problem with winter in general

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    When I was a little kid in New Jersey, I made a snowman one year. It took me all day. The WWF was big among the kids back then, and my smartass brother and a few of his friends used my snowman as their wrestling opponent. Reduced him to a pile of fluff with a big sideways splash. It made me really sad... and my mother tore my brother's ass up for it.


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    We made snow forts and tunnels in my backyard. It was deep enough and we had lengths that ran underground for a long way. We've had the same fence for over 50 years and I remember the snow used to drift up to the fourth of five slats. We don't get that much snow now. Except last year

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