I only get to eat junk like that every few months, the orange finger coating is well worth the price of admission
and it says "0 percent Trans Fat"
If there was a nose on that bag it would be five feet long
I only get to eat junk like that every few months, the orange finger coating is well worth the price of admission
and it says "0 percent Trans Fat"
If there was a nose on that bag it would be five feet long
pigeon or sparrow?
Originally Posted by Hal-9000
pigeon or sparrow?
Seriously, the coatings and sauces constitute more weight than the actual wings you're eating
I had my time with wings back when I was a drinker and used to go to the bar regularly throughout the week.
25 cent draft and 50 wings for 5 dollars! Place we went to had different colored toothpicks for varying levels of hotness.
Since we were young and stupid, we always went for the red toothpick wings which were ultra-hot.
Gee, I only drank 73 glasses of draft beer and ate 100 hot wings. Why does it feel like lava coming out of my ass the next morning?
I always like to try the hottest wings a place has at least once, but it's usually only once. Especially since the trend in recent years seems to try and outdo other places by making the hottest ones basically inedible.
Never understood eating super hot foods. It gets to a point you can't feel your tongue and that's just stupid when eating
We used to have jalapeno eating contests when we were drinking and watching Monday Night Football...how many could you put on a cracker and shovel down.
I won a few times but man...after having stomach problems when I got older, there is no bloody need to test your stomach lining and rectal protective membranes
I love spicy food, but yeah, I can't eat stuff as hot as I used to anymore
Spice is fine and I'm a fan, but there is too much and then I feel people are just showing off.
My old East Indian coworker played a fast one on me. He had what looked like Trail Mix and gave me a handful. He said it was a little salty and I should eat a big handful. The two other East Indian guys come over as I eat it....
Holy Allah's Balls that stuff was hot!!
They all started laughing as my face turned red and I was teaching them some select new Canadian profanities. He had a can of evaporated milk at his desk he put into his tea and told me to take a big slug of it. That helped a little but it was like eating hot needles ffs
Costco was hilarious today, gong show. The guy was saying he can't keep chicken wings on the shelves
Apparently 1.25 billion chicken wings are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday. Some quick math:
Truly we live in the greatest time to be alive.We eat four wing segments—two “drumettes,” the piece closest to the body, and two “flats,” the double-boned piece analogous to your forearm—per chicken. That 1.25 billion, then, represents 312.5 million chickens
Last edited by Godfather; 02-02-2019 at 02:49 AM.
I see massive internment camps for chickens. They have little tattoos on their wings.Costco was hilarious today, gong show. The guy was saying he can't keep chicken wings on the shelves
Apparently 1.25 billion chicken wings are eaten on Super Bowl Sunday. Some quick math:
Truly we live in the greatest time to be alive.
My allergies force me to eat spicy food. I always have a bottle of habanero based hot sauce on hand. Spicy food is good with clearing your sinuses, and it's my sinuses that always get clogged and make me miserable when my allergies act up.
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I go for garlic or curry when I need to clear the sinuses
clears the room too
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