Funny story for you Hal.
My brother gave my wife and I edibles a couple years back. We hadn't had edibles since the college days of weed brownies, but neither of us have a problem with it, we're both professionals with our shit together, these came from a reputable dispensary where the dose is consistent... so we thought why not.
My brother said this edible is just a nice little body high. The gummy looked like a 2x4 lego brick and he told us just to cut it into 8 and have only 1 piece each. In his words, 'eat one piece on a Friday night, get some snacks, and watch a movie with the lights off, then have the best sleep.' Cool, back to undergrad days. Having gone to college I heeded his warning and took only
his recommended dose of one piece. I've seen what happens when people say "I don't feel anything", eat triple and get sick - I'm not
that dumb.
So we get the usual spread: chips, popcorn, candy, lots of water, etc. After 15-20 minutes we felt nothing.... at the 30 minute mark the movie got funnier and the dry mouth started to hit. Cool this is going to be a fun right? Around the 40 minutes I was having a little trouble focusing on the movie at all... and then realized I could barely move and was getting more fucked by the second. By the hour mark my wife was
losing it She knew we'd goofed and taken way too much and needed reassurance that we weren't going to fall off the earth. I had to play it cool for her sake, but I felt like time had actually stopped. I've been too high before so I was just talking myself through it and telling her to just take a nap - but I
could not shake this fucking high. Luckily she fell asleep (that's her super power I swear), but I was so absolutely goofed I just stared with my eyes unfocused right through the TV begging myself to come down from space for the next two hours before floating to bed.
I felt completely greyed out the next day and gave my brother a ton of shit for recommending that dosage
Asshole goes "oh ya, on second through maybe just a quarter of a piece would be a good start'
So yes - never edibles. Those days are long past for me.